Sunday, March 08, 2015
The heat, the relentless sun turning the land to an endless expanse of grass too tired to even be golden. Dead ash, the color of defeat. Time seemed to stand still and we thought it would never end, that the rains would never come. That the land had fallen into death, crumpled into defeat, finished, done for. And then, from the exhausted silence, renewal. Life again. Small, wonderous miracles. Gifts of hope in a hard but still-fecund world. .
Posted by Churadogs at 5:50 AM
Thursday, March 05, 2015
When I first read Joe Tarica’s column on our beautiful bridge bear being vandalized, I had a flame of anger. Then I felt a wave of fatigue and thought, Oh, why bother? This is just another story about another loser asshole in a world filled with loser assholes. Indeed, we are awash with them. Some are famous world leaders, others crazed religionists bent on world conquest, but most are run-of-the-mill annoying bumps on the world's backside.
I'm sure the people who did this, if they're caught, will have some kind of explanation, but you can bet on one thing: It will be a loser asshole reason – banal beyond belief: their Mommie didn’t get them the toy they wanted, they’re angry because they didn’t get the job thy delusionally felt they were entitled to, their car wouldn’t start, somebody recognized them for their basic loser assholeness and dissed them, they’re just having a bad day.
I have no doubt there was more than one loser asshole involved in smashing the nose off the bear. Fueled by booze or drugs and their own pathetic sense of self entitlement, they set to work. I have no doubt either that they thought what they were doing was funny. Their way of getting back at a world that keenly acknowledges their assholeness. Take that! Thinking somehow that this act of stupidity will improve their lives. Give them some momentary triumph until the sad reality of their looser existence returns.
It’s a dull story, retold all around the world in ugly acts that range from our little bear’s broken nose to the psycopathic hooting of murderous Jihadi pseudo-warriors smashing ancient treasures, and sawing off heads while grinning at the camera. Look at me! Look at Me!
Asshole losers all. The world is filled with them, more’s the pity. I can only hope the police catch whoever broughtthis pathetic looserness to our beloved bear. I suspect, it will be like the last time assholes visited our town and smashed the bear. They were never caught but the town rallied and raised the money needed to recast and restore our treasure. The Chamber of Commerce owns the molds and an anonymous donor has offered $1,000 for information leading to the arrest of those responsible. Additionally, the Chamber may be starting a fund drive to restore out bear. Contact them at email@example.com.
Let’s hope that the community of good people who live ere are wiling again to do the work needed to overcome the sad effects of loser assholes and a new bear will once again take its place looking out over our splendid marsh.
Posted by Churadogs at 5:46 AM