tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13758431.post895938486789271782..comments2023-10-28T03:14:44.519-07:00Comments on Calhouns Can(n)ons: Oh, Dear God, Please, Pluueeezzze, Go Away! No, Wait . . .NewsstandGreghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04099049885765768069noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13758431.post-90254650364066965592009-12-13T06:18:58.386-08:002009-12-13T06:18:58.386-08:00Plus, he was Stupid On A Stick as well. My Mommy t...Plus, he was Stupid On A Stick as well. My Mommy told me in grade school and again in high school, Never put anything in writing that you don't want to hear read back to you out loud in a court of law. This was pre-text days. But it pertains. <br /><br />Plus, in the old timey days, "fallen women" kept their yaps shut about their falling. Nowadays, they're all over Facebook with close up pictures of their fallingess complete with every tittle and jot. Followed by a book contract.<br /><br />The other caveat with texting and emailing while you're canoodling and falling and being no better than you ought to be is this: Unless you're a professional writer, your mooning, heart-felt love-struck burblings to your newly found "soul mate" are always going to sound absolutely embarassingly idiotic. And you'll probably write your little love a poem involving the word "June" and "spoon." This is SOOOOO not good when read out loud in a court of law or on Larry King's show. And God help you if Jon Stewart get's ahold of it.Churadogshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17701649330085709021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13758431.post-82925244424100052792009-12-12T09:38:35.319-08:002009-12-12T09:38:35.319-08:00LOL, Ann. My theory is that Tiger probably didn...LOL, Ann. My theory is that Tiger probably didn't get to be an a#%hole in high school--too busy training to be a genius. <br /><br />So he postponed his a#%holedom. And now that he's a megastar, he had to be a mega-a#%hole. Moral of the story: high school kids out there: go out and be an a#%hole right now!Anne R. Allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02420000168356370825noreply@blogger.com