Aw, Shut Up Wisconsin and Eat Your Mouldy Cheese

Bwa-hahahah.  So Wisconsin voters voted in a whole bunch of slash 'n burn Republicans who (surprise!) slashed 'n burned, so everyone went Waaaa, Waaaaa, and the unions got all pissy because they, particularly, were targeted for destruction, and they said, Boooooo!  Boooooo! and everyone stomped around and held huge, loud protests, then they organized a bunch of recalls to dump some of the Republican legislators who'd been slashing and burning them, and the election is now over and the voters only recalled two legislators (out of six)  which means the state government remains firmly in the hands of the slash 'n burning Republicans, so everyone's back to square one, and now folks are talking about recalling Chief Slasher, Governer Walker.

Are you kidding me???? Oh, Wisconsin, give it up.  You don't seem to understand.  We live in Battered Wife Nation.  Smack us around, cut us to the bone, create policies that begger us and kick us to the curb and we'll re-elect you again and again or we'll elect even worse batterers -- ones with knives, not just fists.  We're addicted to the abuse because, like battered wives, we've been brainwashed into thinking that we're not worth anything.  Sell our jobs down the river and move the profit upline to a small handful of wealthy?  Fine by us.  We don't deserve a living wage.  Leave us and our underwater homes underwater while spending our tax dollars to bail out the rich Wall Streeters?  That's o.k., too. We don't deserve a bail out.  Matter of fact, we don't deserve anything at all since we're expendable, unnecessary baggage dumped by the road to insure that only a very few will win the all American race to the top .

So, instead of your "On Wisconsin" fight song, it's time for all you cheesers to shut up and just eat the few scraps of Cheddar that's trickling down to you.  It's all you deserve and everybody knows you're not going to do anything about it. I mean, look at your recall results. Meh.