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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

And Now For A Little Recessionish Internet Humor

Start your engines, time to go shopping!



Subject: How to use your rebate check!


How to use your IRS Rebate check:

As you have heard, most of us will be getting a rebate check to stimulate the economy.

If we spend the money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer, it will go to India. If we purchase fruits & vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, & Guatemala. If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

None of which will help the American Economy. We need to keep that money here in America.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at Yard Sales since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.

1 comment:

Watershed Mark said...

Chicken and corn are guaranteed US grown.
One can rent a kayak in Morro bay or get a haircut, manicure and massage to keep that money local, at least for the first "generation", no telling how these citizens will spend it. Probably at Walmart...China's beach head.