Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Aw, Shut Up Wisconsin and Eat Your Mouldy Cheese

Bwa-hahahah.  So Wisconsin voters voted in a whole bunch of slash 'n burn Republicans who (surprise!) slashed 'n burned, so everyone went Waaaa, Waaaaa, and the unions got all pissy because they, particularly, were targeted for destruction, and they said, Boooooo!  Boooooo! and everyone stomped around and held huge, loud protests, then they organized a bunch of recalls to dump some of the Republican legislators who'd been slashing and burning them, and the election is now over and the voters only recalled two legislators (out of six)  which means the state government remains firmly in the hands of the slash 'n burning Republicans, so everyone's back to square one, and now folks are talking about recalling Chief Slasher, Governer Walker.

Are you kidding me???? Oh, Wisconsin, give it up.  You don't seem to understand.  We live in Battered Wife Nation.  Smack us around, cut us to the bone, create policies that begger us and kick us to the curb and we'll re-elect you again and again or we'll elect even worse batterers -- ones with knives, not just fists.  We're addicted to the abuse because, like battered wives, we've been brainwashed into thinking that we're not worth anything.  Sell our jobs down the river and move the profit upline to a small handful of wealthy?  Fine by us.  We don't deserve a living wage.  Leave us and our underwater homes underwater while spending our tax dollars to bail out the rich Wall Streeters?  That's o.k., too. We don't deserve a bail out.  Matter of fact, we don't deserve anything at all since we're expendable, unnecessary baggage dumped by the road to insure that only a very few will win the all American race to the top .

So, instead of your "On Wisconsin" fight song, it's time for all you cheesers to shut up and just eat the few scraps of Cheddar that's trickling down to you.  It's all you deserve and everybody knows you're not going to do anything about it. I mean, look at your recall results. Meh.  


mom said...

"As you wander on through life,
Whatever be your goal,
Keep your eye upon the doughnut
And not upon the hole."

We got two seats. Recalls are almost impossible and we got TWO SEATS! IN TWO VERY REPUBLICAN DISTRICTS!

I'd say that's pretty good. Not the perfect ending, but not the worst, by far.

Billy Dunne said...

Right on Ann!!!

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche!!!!!

And to all those in the country who continue to fiddle with the terrorist agenda of the Teapublicans while the county burns burns burns:

Shut the F up and take your medicine morons. A hard rain's gonna fall indeed.

Churadogs said...

Donna and Billy are both right. Recalls ARE very, very hard to pull off AND, unless you do, you end up with what you get.

On a good note, the Wisconsin republicans (and maybe national Republicans) now in office have received a warning shot across their bow: pull center, there's another election coming up in 2012 and those of you up for re-election will have to answer to a ticked off bunch of cheese head voters.