Too Bad, Los Osos. Your Happy Days Are Over. Oh Dang!
Well, it was too good to last. When they refurbished our wonderful Bridge Bears from a growly dark ursine brunette into a honey blond, I thought maybe Los Osos was in for happier days. No such luck. The honey blond was undercoat. Got an email that artist Paula Zima and some bridge bear groupies put on the final staid, growly, dark brownish, grizzly finish coat.
Too bad, Los Osos. No blonde flings for you. Put your glasses back on, get rid of the Victoria's Secret push-up bra, it's back to the filing cabinet with you! Get me a coffe while you're up and I want sixteen copies of the Fletcher Report.